Babies Archive

  • Weaponized strollers aren’t for sale… yet?

    Weaponized strollers aren’t for sale… yet?

    Do you have a baby? If so, do you also happen to live in a post-apocalyptic neighborhood? I bet it's tough to wield a machine gun with one hand while pushing a stroller with the other, huh? You may be the perfect candidate for a weaponized stroller.

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  • Star Trek onesies for young nerdlings

    Star Trek onesies for young nerdlings

    While scores of parents the world over may worry endlessly about the distinct possibility of their children growing up nerdly, I say get ‘em started early with stuff like these Star Trek onesies.

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  • New device keeps bloggers up most nights

    New device keeps bloggers up most nights

    A new device introduced by Mrs. Burns will keep our own Matt Burns up nights and weekends. The device, Lillian Mae Burns, weighs 6 pounds 10 ounces and is about 20 inches long. It was manufactured at 1:16 pm on August 13th. Join us in congratulating Burnsy on his recent acquisition and here’s hoping he can [...]

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  • Zelda-fy your baby with this handmade Link outfit

    Zelda-fy your baby with this handmade Link outfit

    zeldaIf you're on the fence about having a baby, consider the fact that you can dress it up however you please. Case in point, this very excellent handmade Link outfit that a user over at the Crafster forums whipped up.

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