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  • DECAF, the anti-Microsoft COFEE, pulled. It was a stunt designed to rally y’all.

    DECAF, the anti-Microsoft COFEE, pulled. It was a stunt designed to rally y’all.

    Ladies and gentlemen: we were worked. The other I mentioned DECAF, which was promoted as the anti Microsoft-COFEE. While I still don't understand people's fascination with the forensics tool, DECAF promised to protect users against whatever the hell COFEE does. Only it doesn't: DECAF is a scam. Well, "scam" is a harsh word, more like "and let this be a lesson to you." I believe those are called "teachable moments" in politics circles these days. (See: that beer summit from a few months back.)

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  • DECAF, the anti-Microsoft COFEE, now available

    DECAF, the anti-Microsoft COFEE, now available

    You sorta knew this was going to happen. Microsoft COFEE, a highly secretive forensics tool used by law enforcement, leaked onto the Internet several weeks ago. People far smarter than I got a hold of it, and have created what has been dubbed DECAF, an anti-COFEE set of tools that you can install to block the effects of COFEE.

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