Dumb Archive

  • Stocking Stuffer: Fake pregnancy test

    Stocking Stuffer: Fake pregnancy test

    I'm just reporting, of course, so let's not kill the messenger. Don’t think of this fake pregnancy test as a cruel/hilarious joke to play on your significant other but as more of a relationship barometer.

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  • Breathe easy, friends – Pantone has finally announced the 2010 color of the year

    Breathe easy, friends – Pantone has finally announced the 2010 color of the year

    Geez make us wait FOREVER, Pantone! You have no idea how excited I was to see amongst the near-endless list of press releases this morning that PANTONE HAS FINALLY ANNOUNCED THE COLOR OF THE YEAR FOR 2010!!!

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  • Steering wheel table increases productivity, fast food intake

    Steering wheel table increases productivity, fast food intake

    wheel deskPerhaps your job has you driving miles and miles and miles in a relatively straight line. You might as well rig your steering wheel up with a surface suitable for eating, computing, and playing solitaire. Whup, wait, scratch the solitaire. You can play solitaire on your computer instead -- the computer that rests on this $25 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray.

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  • PooTrap: For people who shouldn’t own dogs in the first place

    PooTrap: For people who shouldn’t own dogs in the first place

    pootrapNo, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. This is the PooTrap, an elaborate apparatus that you strap to your dog. It holds a bag in place right about where the you-know-what comes out of the you-know-where. It costs between $30 and $40 depending on the size of your dog.

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