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  • Today’s lesson: Know your opponent

    Today’s lesson: Know your opponent

    225px-Rasmus_Lerdorf_croppedI'm a big believer in open source development. The bazaar development model allows quality ideas to float to the top, albeit in sometimes contentious ways. The Linux kernel, the Apache httpd web server, and the PHP programming language are all developed in the open, and anyone is allowed to participate in their development. Filing bug reports is as important as writing the actual code. It helps, though, to have some sense of understanding of who you might be dealing with when you engage in a pissing match in a bug report.

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  • The Escapist reviews Torchlight

    The Escapist reviews Torchlight

    “More clicks than a school for dolphin telegraph operators.”

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  • The Onion’s CES Highlights

    The Onion’s CES Highlights

    The Onion, always good for a quick larf, just posted a list of great new devices launched at CES including but not limited to:
    Radioshack—Big Sack of Adapters: The right one is probably in there somewhere Bose—Noise-Postponing Headphones: Using Bose's patented SoundDelay technology, these headphones store ambient distractions for up to six hours before unleashing them all at once against the wearer's eardrums.

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  • Hey, look, it’s Nicholas on TWiT with Leo Laporte

    Hey, look, it’s Nicholas on TWiT with Leo Laporte

    “CrunchGear. Always doing great stuff.”

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  • HP webcams are racist

    HP webcams are racist

    “As soon as my blackness enters the frame…” Listen, HP, this is the 21st century. Obama is in the White House. This needs to be fixed STAT.

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  • Video: Hold on, go right

    Video: Hold on, go right

    It's an age-old trope: the enhance in the movie that can zoom into a finitely granular photo in order to see the face of a killer in someone's eye. It's a beautiful McGuffin, a way to stick in a little tech nerdery into an otherwise boring scene. It also saves writers from having to think up really good scenes.

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  • Give it a Ponder: OK, LG, you win this round

    Give it a Ponder: OK, LG, you win this round

    LG is trying to get kids to think before they text. Instead of featuring a cartoon frog and his skateboarding friends, they’ve hired James Lipton and his beard to encourage kids to Give It A Ponder before they text. Well played, LG. Well played. The spots feature just about everything you could want in quirky advertising [...]

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  • The DuinoTagger and Talcapult

    The DuinoTagger and Talcapult

    Like a ’70s cop team – one is the goodie two shoes and the other one is the drunk – the DuinoTagger and Talcapult allow you to shoot things and make smoke appear. The gun uses an Arduino board to control a tiny catapult that blows out a little puff of smoke. The instructions are pretty [...]

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  • SeeNow.com: Put your friends in compromising positions

    SeeNow.com: Put your friends in compromising positions

    SeeNow is a cute website that allows you to create those old timey "face-in-hole" pictures so popular at county fairs, hay rides, and correctional facilities. The concept is simple: you upload, link to, or take a picture of your face and then put it into a series of clever situations or onto the faces of popular celebrities. Step 4? Profit!

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  • Happy Birthday, Devin

    Happy Birthday, Devin

    Right now Devin is probably doing Everclear shots and dancing the Macarena with an old woman in a pantsuit because it's his birthday! That's right, our own Devin Coldewey just turned 18 and he's legal, ladies. If you see him tonight buy him a Fuzzy Nipple on CrunchGear.

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  • Be careful when you decide which costume to buy for your children

    Be careful when you decide which costume to buy for your children

    Let this video serve as a cautionary tale, of what happens when a kid sees too many Batman movies, and then gets a costume to match.

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  • Ticonderoga Antimicrobial Pencils: Say what?

    Ticonderoga Antimicrobial Pencils: Say what?

    Two things I learned today: there is a blog dedicated to office supplies and on that blog is a set of Ticonderoga pencils with antimicrobial coating. OfficeSupplyGeek apparently bought these latex-free and antimicrobial pencils so he could test out a new pencil sharpener. He, like me, feels this is a bit disingenuous: My non-scientific opinion here is [...]

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  • Things get wild at the Windows 7 party

    Things get wild at the Windows 7 party

    What happens when your Windows 7 party gets a little crazy? People start talking about things like "boot sectors," "man-on-man DIMM insertion," and "[beep]." via BBG

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  • Yahtzee looks at Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5

    Yahtzee looks at Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5

    Look for the Wheel o’ Babies!

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  • RRoD: the t-shirt

    RRoD: the t-shirt

    The Xbox 360's achievement model has been incredibly successful, but there is one that no one wants to get. It's also the easiest. The dreaded RRoD! Now you can display your achievement with pride.

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