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  • What type of phone should a George Costanza buy?

    What type of phone should a George Costanza buy?

    As luck would have it, I'll be in the market for a brand-new phone in the coming weeks. Terribly exciting, yes. But there's a bit of a problem: the two "biggest" phones out there, the iPhone and all those Android-based ones, rub me the wrong way. Longtime readers will know that I'm fairly neurotic, sorta like George Costanza from Seinfeld. Does the phrase Jerkstore mean anything to you? That's 100 percent me. So what's a person to do when, for reasons I'll describe, he wants nothing to do with Apple or Google phones?

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