Hollywood Archive

  • Hollywood’s guide to hacking a computer

    Hollywood’s guide to hacking a computer

    Reminds me of that Penny-Arcade strip…

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  • Henry Morgan wants the word ‘pirate’ back

    Henry Morgan wants the word ‘pirate’ back

    Hollywood (the movie studios, the record labels, etc.) sure does have a knack for causing its own problems. You'll recall that it's en vogue to call copyright infringers "pirates," which is an insult to legitimate pirates like William Kidd and Henry Morgan. Just because you can fire up uTorrent doesn't mean you can take on a Spanish Armada. But, whatever, it's simply easier for Hollywood and its acolytes to call you kids "pirates" than it is to have an adult discussion about the subject.

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  • RealNetworks settles RealDVD lawsuit: Has to cough up $4.5 million, stop supporting the software

    RealNetworks settles RealDVD lawsuit: Has to cough up $4.5 million, stop supporting the software

    Right around the time the world's financial markets started to collapse, back in 2008, RealNetworks, the folks behind RealPlayer, released RealDVD. It was a short-lived piece of software that made making DVD movie backups fairly painless—too painless for Hollywood, which immediately took RealNetworks to court, claiming all sorts of copyright infringement hokum. That's all in the past now, for RealNetworks has settled with the six "major" Hollywood studios to the sum of $4.5 million. Ouch.

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  • Dear Hollywood: You don’t have to worry about people pirating 3D movies (for now at least)

    Dear Hollywood: You don’t have to worry about people pirating 3D movies (for now at least)

    There's a story going around that 3D movies are harder to pirate. Really, then what's this: Coraline.3D.1080p.BluRay.x264-REFiNED? Are people incapable of buying a pair 3D glasses from Target or wherever it is people buy these things?

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  • Twilight dude could play Peter Parker in Spider-Man 4; Conan news

    Twilight dude could play Peter Parker in Spider-Man 4; Conan news

    Shocking news, friends. You know the guy who plays Edward in Twilight, Robert Pattison? (Note: I didn't know the guy until just this very moment. I don't watch TV, you see.) Well if Sony has its way he will play Peter Parker in the new Spider-Man 4 movie. You'll recall that the new movie is going to be a reboot of the franchise (why not just let the franchise die, it had a good run?), and this guy is Hollywood's new "in" guy, so he's been tapped to take Tobey Maguire's old role.

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  • Hollywood made $10 billion in 2009. In better news, only 5 billion years till the sun runs out of fuel!

    Hollywood made $10 billion in 2009. In better news, only 5 billion years till the sun runs out of fuel!

    On the face of it, today's story that 2009 was Hollywood's best ever (so thanks for rewarding creativity, America), raking in some $10 billion, should be good news for a few people. It should be good news for the movie studios, which will now invest that money in yachts, caviar, human growth hormone, and sequels to today's sequels. It should be good news for theatre owners, who were concerned that people would stop going to the movies as a result of the recession. Not so! (As if they didn't have a precedent to cite...) It should be good news, in a weird way, to people who pirate movies and bleat that their doing so isn't harming the industry one bit.

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  • Targeted by Hollywood, OpenBitTorrent lives to fight another day

    Targeted by Hollywood, OpenBitTorrent lives to fight another day

    Not a day goes by without coming across one or more stories related to The Pirate Bay. Today is no different, with OpenBitTorrent (a tracker that Hollywood has accused of being The Pirate Bay's spiritual successor, serving some 550,000 “works”) being given a new lease on life by a Swedish court. The gist is, Hollywood wanted the tracker shut down, but said Swedish court denied the action.

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  • From the Obvious Department: Scientist says 2012 will not be the end of the world.

    From the Obvious Department: Scientist says 2012 will not be the end of the world.

    So we're all in agreement: the movie 2012 is terrible, and we'd all be better off if it didn't exist. What we should also acknowledge is that, no, the year 2012 will not, in and of itself, mean the death of mankind. Maybe we'll blow ourselves up before then, but 2012 isn't some magical year that you should all be afraid of.

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  • Dear Hollywood: Wanna stop BitTorrent piracy of your TV shows? Make them available overseas in a timely manner!

    Dear Hollywood: Wanna stop BitTorrent piracy of your TV shows? Make them available overseas in a timely manner!

    What's wrong with sites like Hulu? Well nothing, per se, except for the fact that they can't be used anywhere outside of the Unites States. As if other countries don't want to watch... um, really great shows like “Extreme Makeover” and “The [American] Office”! Perhaps that's why, then, BitTorrent site EZTV has seen traffic double, mainly from non-American IPs, in the past year? For whatever reason, people want to watch these shows, but since there's no legal outlet to do so, well, it's not exactly hard to configure uTorrent or Transmission, now is it?

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  • Media companies freaking out because they don’t know how measure TV ratings anymore

    Media companies freaking out because they don’t know how measure TV ratings anymore

    So I read late last night that pretty much every TV show this summer has crashed and burned. You can attribute that any number of things. One, it's summer and no one watches TV then. Two, the shows were absolutely terrible. Three, maybe people were watching, but the proliferation of the likes of Hulu have totally messed with Hollywood's ability to actually count how many people watch its shows.

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