Pens Archive

  • It’s a pen! It’s a bullet! It writes upside down and underwater! It’s a bullet pen!

    It’s a pen! It’s a bullet! It writes upside down and underwater! It’s a bullet pen!

    My penmanship is withered chicken scratch thanks to years of paperless endeavors, but this bullet pen looks intriguing for the two or three times each year that I need to write something down on paper.

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  • Spy pen for spying on people

    Spy pen for spying on people

    Why yes, Mr. Obama, just sign here and we’ll do a the work over at the Watergate for you. Here, take my pen. No, it’s fine. It’s imported. Yes, it’s from China. Our good friends in China. Would you like to keep it? Feel free. No, it doesn’t contain a 640×480 pixel camera to record video [...]

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