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  • Apple crashed FedEx

    Apple crashed FedEx

    A note on the FedEx tracking website notes that “Package deliveries are proceeding as normal, however tracking updates are temporarily being delayed. Please try back later.” Why? Because you people keep refreshing the tracking site, that’s why! Don’t worry, though. Your package won’t end up on a desert island with Tom Hanks. Shipments are going [...]

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  • Pre-ordered your iPhone 4 at Radio Shack? Sucks to be you – UPDATE

    Pre-ordered your iPhone 4 at Radio Shack? Sucks to be you – UPDATE

    We're getting reports from some folks who tried to work around the massive fail-up during last week's pre-order fiasco and pre-order from Radio Shack, Best Buy, and Wal-Mart. The reports aren't good. It seems that most stores will not have them in stock tomorrow and that you should probably check with your pre-order store before you head down. One reader, DW, writes:
    Hello, I just wanted to let you guys know that I spoke with the Manager of the RadioShack store that I pre-ordered my iPhone from and he let me know that none of the customers who pre-ordered an iPhone 4 would be getting one from his store tomorrow (Thursday).

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  • iPhone 4: Get in line now, we’ve got campers already [Updated w/vid]

    iPhone 4: Get in line now, we’ve got campers already [Updated w/vid]

    Waiting a week in line for the iPhone means one of two things. Either you messed up and didn't get a pre-order or you're as insane as me (I stood in line so long for Lady Gaga tickets I actually started to grow another..nevermind).

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  • Freaking Hello Kitty 5W-30 oil

    Freaking Hello Kitty 5W-30 oil

    One more fun Japanese treat for to think about before your pre-lunch bathroom break: Hello Kitty 5W-30 oil. Freaking Hello Kitty 5W-30 oil. For cars. It costs $33 a can and has Hello Kitty on it.

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  • Friday morning treat: Japanese beatboxer totally nails SMB

    Friday morning treat: Japanese beatboxer totally nails SMB

    As one commenter on YouTube notes, “japan is slowly becoming the best at everything.” via Nowhereelse

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  • USB Itching Removal Instrument! OK? FINE!

    USB Itching Removal Instrument! OK? FINE!

    Are you louse-bitten? Flea-bitten? TUMESCENT? You know you are. GET THIS PRODUCT! USB Itching Removal Instrument is a new generation of high-tech product. It is integrated with electronic and optical spectrum technology. It doesn’t have any chemicals to restrain or kill bacteria and viruses rapidly. Moreover, it doesn’t have any toxic reaction or adverse effect to [...]

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  • Play Xbox Live from Atop a Mountain with the help of the Droid Incredible

    Play Xbox Live from Atop a Mountain with the help of the Droid Incredible

    An experiment involving the HTC Droid Incredible’s internet tethered to an Xbox 360 has successfully shown you can kill alien avatars of children playing in their basement from across the world – on top of a bridge – over the Missouri River.

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  • Teriyaki chicken infusion using the Fizz Giz

    Teriyaki chicken infusion using the Fizz Giz

    Never let it be said that the guy from Fizz Giz, a portable carbonating product, isn’t tenacious in his quest to carbonate everything possible. This video shows our buddy Mike (last name Spike) marinating chicken using a high-pressure injection of CO2. We love home carbonators in our house and we use them every day. Sadly, since [...]

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  • Post-it Index Cards: A ray of light in our otherwise dreary day

    Post-it Index Cards: A ray of light in our otherwise dreary day

    You can tell when someone is in love with office products when they actually "test" them in real life situations. Take OfficeSupplyGeek's look at the Post-It index cards he found at Staples. These mysterious cards can be applied to walls, wood, and dry erase boards and are, for all intents and purposes, basically index cards with stickiness on them. But aren't they so much more? Best of all was his testing regimen. It included, but was not limited to, removing and replacing the cards over 50 times. How many times would you have tested these things? 5? 7? I know, right?

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  • Der Vuvuzela-Filter: Remove that annoying hum from World Cup games

    Der Vuvuzela-Filter: Remove that annoying hum from World Cup games

    If you've watched any of the World Cup this year you'll have noticed the endless, high-pitched drone of the Vuvuzela. It's basically a really annoying horn. Anyway, a German engineer has created a Vuvuzela Filter that takes the ambient noise and removes it from an audio track. It's pretty complex - and in German - but if I watched soccer at all I'd love this to be an in-line hardware box for the removal of noise.

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  • Protect your iDevice from theft. Sorta

    Protect your iDevice from theft. Sorta

    So you're at the coffee shop, and you've walked over to the counter to order another half-frap-double shot raspberry no fat mocha, and left your iPad (or iPod) plugged into your laptop. Suddenly, that skeevy looking fellow who was sitting two tables away makes a grab for your iPad, and runs for the door! You don't see him because you were looking away, but you still know your kit has been boosted! How do you know? Well, you had the PadLock installed.

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  • Strange iPhone charger looks like the iPhone charging icon

    Strange iPhone charger looks like the iPhone charging icon

    The aptly named Icon charger appears to look like the battery icon on the iPhone. When you plug it in, it starts shining like a National guitar and shows the current battery level until the juice is juiced. Charlie at Wired has been looking for this strange beast but was unable to find it in [...]

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  • World-famous industrialist and philanthropist turned into an inflatable doll, stuck into a river

    World-famous industrialist and philanthropist turned into an inflatable doll, stuck into a river

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Allegheny, Andrew Carnegie, industrialist and founder of Carnegie Mellon (my alma mater) goes and screws it all up. This giant head is currently floating amid the feces and detritus ensconced in that mighty river and was created by artist Stephen Antonson. He designed the head by taking old pictures along with images of a 3D bust of Carnegie to a fabricator who then painstakingly built up the noggin.

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  • WickedLasers Spyder III Pro Arctic Laser burns all comers

    WickedLasers Spyder III Pro Arctic Laser burns all comers

    Holy wow. I saw this thing this morning but I forgot about it. Then Kyle at Giz pointed out that this laser – made from diodes out of a Casio slim projector – costs only $200 and can burn almost anything. Now I’m interested. We’ve done reviews of WickedLaser products in the past but this looks [...]

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  • It’s real: iPad Arcade…well at least its not fake

    It’s real: iPad Arcade…well at least its not fake

    When Think Geek posted this image on April Fools Day, it was apparent that it wasn’t real. While a disappointment to some gamers, it also became an inspiration for one Hideyoshi Moriya. iCade lives!

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