Buddha Archive

  • Shake-n-Chop: Release yourself from the suffering of SlapChop

    Shake-n-Chop: Release yourself from the suffering of SlapChop

    The Buddha said that life is suffering and that the goal of right meditation is the easement of this suffering. That is why we have the Shake-n-Chop. This is a tube that you put food in and then shake up and down in a masturbatory motion, thereby rendering the food into the state of "chopped."

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  • The world gets its first Buddha phone (and it’s no joke)

    The world gets its first Buddha phone (and it’s no joke)

    For geeks who happen to a) believe in Buddha and b) are able of reading Chinese, this must be excellent news: Buddhists can now actually buy a Buddha cell phone in China. The device is not a joke product, but it actually works and makes kind of sense (if you are a Buddhist).

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