Congrats Archive

  • Please join us in welcoming Josephine Ann

    Please join us in welcoming Josephine Ann

    Posted on June 1, 2010 | No Comments
    Our good buddy and one of your favorite bloggers, Scott Merrill, just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, Josephine Ann. She’s 20 inches long (1.64631446 × 10-17 Parsecs) and weighs in at 7 pounds 2 ounces. According to Scott’s website “Baby and mom are doing great” which is better than “Baby and mom are [...]

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  • CrunchGear’s “Clean Out My Office” Contest: Day 3

    CrunchGear’s “Clean Out My Office” Contest: Day 3

    Posted on January 20, 2010 | No Comments
    Congrats to Pkansa for winning yesterday’s secret Twitter contest (follow CrunchGear and johnbiggs to see them). Today, however, we have a special treat from j-list.com… and it’s not a Tenga jar. This time I’m giving out a pair of his and hers Elecom hard cases for the iPhone direct from Japan complete with these weird dongle [...]

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  • World Record texting speed broken – but can you really call this texting?

    World Record texting speed broken – but can you really call this texting?

    Posted on January 15, 2010 | No Comments
    Look, I don’t want to sound like a baby or anything, so a huge congrats to Pedro Matias of Portugal for breakin’ the texting speed World Record. Congrats out to our pair of ladies from the US for their performance as well – walking home with 2nd place $20,000 heavier is nothing to laugh at. What [...]

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  • Children’s Miracle Network has announced the three winning hospitals of the Gameroom Giveaway

    Children’s Miracle Network has announced the three winning hospitals of the Gameroom Giveaway

    Posted on October 19, 2009 | No Comments
    Microsoft did a good thing when it teamed up with the Children's Miracle Network to give three hospitals Xbox 360 game rooms. I still think it would be great if they gave the fourth place hospital a gameroom too, but I think I already covered that. Anyway, the three winning hospitals have finally been announced after the voting ended on Saturday night.

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  • Office Kid: Fake child, real excuse to leave work

    Office Kid: Fake child, real excuse to leave work

    Posted on August 24, 2009 | No Comments
    Anyone who's had to deal with co-workers in any capacity knows that kids trump all office-related priorities, leaving those of us without kids to do most of the heavy lifting while working parents leave for five hours every day to chauffeur their little, jobless a-holes to the emergency room every time one of them sneezes.

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