Duke Nukem Forever Archive

  • A Duke Nuke Forever gameplay video for your Monday morning

    A Duke Nuke Forever gameplay video for your Monday morning

    It’s sad, really, that we never got to play Duke Nukem Forever. I mean, it probably would have failed to live up to the hype just like Doom 3, but I like to think that it would have been fantastically entertaining. There really needs to be more FPS’s where egotistical protagonists spout out one-lines and [...]

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  • New (?) Duke Nukem Forever footage prompts question: Does anyone care anymore?

    New (?) Duke Nukem Forever footage prompts question: Does anyone care anymore?

    Is this footage new? Meh, doesn’t matter. In celebration of this new Duke Nukem Forever footage, we ask: do you even give a damn about it anymore? I do believe I was 11 years old when the game was first announced, and I can plainly say: nope, don’t care. Still give a damn, Duke Nukem Forever edition? Eh, [...]

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  • Sorry, dude, Game Stop won’t be able to fulfill that Duke Nukem Forever pre-order

    Sorry, dude, Game Stop won’t be able to fulfill that Duke Nukem Forever pre-order

    Even though developement started in 1997, the year of Clinton was inaugurated a second time, Duke Nukem Forever never came out. It's dead dead. Hopefully Game Stop at least gave him $10 worth of in-store credit.

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  • More video of the xpPhone released

    More video of the xpPhone released

    After the xpPhone was announced back in May, word of its development went surprisingly quiet - enough so, in fact, that I'd been convinced the project had gone the way of Duke Nukem Forever. With this recent media dump, however, the xpPhone is looking realer than ever. ITG released a handful of prototype images just weeks ago, and followed it up shortly thereafter with a video of the Windows XP-powered handset booting up. This latest video goes on to show a bit of what the phone can actually do -- that is, make phone calls in Windows XP. With that, there's not much doubt left in our mind on whether or not this thing will make it to the shelves; whether or not anyone will actually buy it, however, is still up for debate.

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  • Who killed Duke Nukem?

    Who killed Duke Nukem?

    All in all, this year had very little vapor (I know, I know, but that wasn't vapor). In honor of this year of solidity, Wired wrote a nice article about Duke Nukem Forever, one of the vaporest of vaporgames. The article discusses how success, not failure, doomed the game to oblivion. It's hard to understand how great this game was when it came out.

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  • Dear Valve, where is Episode 3?

    Dear Valve, where is Episode 3?

    Sometimes less is more. In the case of a fan comic recently posted to Valve's forums, it definitely raises a valid question. Where on earth is Half-Life: Episode 3?

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  • So Duke Nukem Forever is still in development, along with another Duke game

    So Duke Nukem Forever is still in development, along with another Duke game

    I have never seen so many words used to described the goings-on of a near-dead video game developer and its near-dead video game. Only, maybe, nothing is dead at all?! I'm talking about, of course, 3D Realms and Duke Nukem Forever. The big news: apparently 3D Realms/Apogee Ltd. is still working on DNF, but just barely, and is also working on another Duke Nukem game, to be published by Take-Two. Quick, let's go back in time to 1997 when we would have cared!

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