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  • iPhone to be the best phone in all of China

    iPhone to be the best phone in all of China

    China Unicom’s chairman believes that the iPhone will be the most popular iPhone in China, beating out Nokia and RIM for the crown of Bounteous Emperor of the Eastern Phone World. Interestingly, the iPhone will cost over $1,000 in China and there expectations that gray market sales won’t effect Unicom’s bottom line. There are currently 1 [...]

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  • Tabletop gaming hits the silver screen

    Tabletop gaming hits the silver screen

    Anyone who plays Warhammer 40K knows how much work goes into your army. The modeling, the filing, the painting, on and on and on. Then you send hours compiling your army list, carefully pack the Emperor’s superhuman servants in foam, take them down to the local game shop, and for what? To have them destroyed [...]

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  • BioShock 2: February 9, 2010

    BioShock 2: February 9, 2010

    Quick, grab something—anything, it doesn't matter! Now drop everything! 2K Games has just announced the release date of BioShock 2: February 9, 2010. That's the same day Zeno was crowned as co-emperor of the Byzantine Empire!

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