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  • Gadget translates baby’s cries into various moods

    Gadget translates baby’s cries into various moods

    bea5_why_cry_baby_analyzerTaking a page from the Baby Translator invented by Homer Simpson's half-brother Herb Powell, the $100 "Why Cry Baby Analyzer" attempts to help parents figure out what their wailing bundle of joy is so upset about. While not as accurate as the Baby Translator from the Simpsons ("I have soiled myself... how embarrassing") the WCBA can apparently detect the following dispositions: hungry, bored, annoyed, sleepy, and stressed.

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