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  • UPenn students invent Manhacks

    UPenn students invent Manhacks

    Sweet Jupiter’s Loins! Look at this thing. It’s a quad rotor flyer with 20 independent cameras designed to blow through windows and sneak around tight spaces nary a whisper. I’m not sure what’s scarier – the device itself or the sounds it makes. The folks at the GRASP Lab at Penn created this robot. You may [...]

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  • Dell Vostro 3000-series: You know, for small businesses and entrepreneurs

    Dell Vostro 3000-series: You know, for small businesses and entrepreneurs

    So you're hopping on a flight and you sit next to a sexy member of the opposite sex. You've got to get some work done so you whip out your nasty laptop, a fat and ugly IT department-supplied monstrosity (probably from Dell or HP). Your seatmate looks over, idly contemplating your potential as a lifemate, and sees your junk laptop and starts reading the Skymall catalog. After all, laptop makers for years have been saying that a persons value as a genetic donor is wrapped up in the look and feel of their hardware. That's right: if you don't buy something from the Dell Vostro 3000-series, you will die alone.

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