Parents Archive

  • Goodnight, Forest Moon

    Goodnight, Forest Moon

    In the great metal room There was a comlink and a Tauntaun and a picture of- The Executor flying over the forest moon That’s right: for those parents who don’t want to read their children the potentially death-tinged Goodnight, Moon we present Goodnight Forest Moon, a beautiful parody by Noah Dziobecki. You can download it here, print it out, and [...]

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  • Popular Science archives are now online

    Popular Science archives are now online

    Back in the old days, when people got their tech news from stacks of paper stapled together called "magazines," Popular Science was a nerd's dream. It was full of all sorts of exciting things, had less nudity in it than Omni (Note: This is not a good thing but your parents would buy it for you), and let you dream of jet packs. This is not to say that that old stalwart PopSci isn't still around, but back in the old days it was our only lifeline to the world of high tech.

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  • Baby Bidou mp3 player. You know, for kids

    Baby Bidou mp3 player. You know, for kids

    I always say that you're never to young to start with your first gadget. This is an example of that theory, taken maybe a little more serious then I would normally consider reasonable. How old do you need to be to have your first MP3 player?

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  • E-E-book readers for kids. The first “E” stands for educational.

    E-E-book readers for kids. The first “E” stands for educational.

    With all the flaws that e-book readers have, they don’t seem to be going away anytime soon. VTech, makers of fine educational electronics, are rolling out the Flip animated e-book reader, so now, your kids can get in on the action too. I always loved to read as a kid, so on family trips I’d bring [...]

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  • Talkatoo: Tell your kids every little thing’s going to be alright

    Talkatoo: Tell your kids every little thing’s going to be alright

    I just got back from the New York Toy Fair and saw quite a few great items, including this clever little thing called the Talkatoo. It’s a little tag that can record your voice and then attach to your wee one’s backpack or bag. When your kid is upset at Day Care or on a [...]

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  • Unemployed Ohioan builds 4-room igloo complete with flat-screen TV equipped man cave

    Unemployed Ohioan builds 4-room igloo complete with flat-screen TV equipped man cave

    What’s a guy supposed to do when he’s out of work and forced to shovel his parents driveway? Build a huge igloo of course. The whole 25×25 structure took over two months to build and required extra truck loads of snow from neighbors. But it was totally worth it. After all it got him featured [...]

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  • What’s up with Australia’s planned Internet filter?

    What’s up with Australia’s planned Internet filter?

    Man, what's up with Australia? I think we've touched on the country's plan to block all sorts of unwanted content from reaching the country's computers, but now Google and Yahoo have officially come out against it. Surely Google knows a thing or two about battling state-sponsored Internet censorship.

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  • Pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K10, get a million bucks

    Pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K10, get a million bucks

    Kids! Who needs school? Why sit in class learning about nothing important when you could be at home trying to pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K10? If your parents get all bent out of shape about you dropping out of school to play video games, kindly refer them to this post and direct their attention to the following statement: The first person to pitch a perfect game in MLB 2K10 gets a million dollars.

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  • Flurry: App Store Sees Record Breaking Christmas, 50% Growth from November to December

    Flurry: App Store Sees Record Breaking Christmas, 50% Growth from November to December

    As predicted here on MobileCrunch earlier this month, Apple rocked it this holiday season, and the early numbers are showing it. According to Flurry, the biggest mobile app analytics company, iPod Touch download volume saw a nearly 1,000% jump in downloads on Christmas Day. Overall, the App Store saw a 51% increase in downloads from November to December (downloads only increased by 15% from October to November). Christmas also marked the first day that iPod Touch app downloads surpassed iPhone app downloads, which makes sense (the iPod Touch is a more common gift than an iPhone; more on that later). Furthermore, the Android Market saw a nice 20% bump in app sales as well, sparked primarily by an uptick in downloads from the Motorola Droid.

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  • The PC is dead, long live the PC!

    The PC is dead, long live the PC!

    If you've been paying any attention to computing technology for more than a couple of years, chances are strong that you've noticed some trends. The trade rags and industry analysts make their money predicting these trends -- or trying to, at any rate -- but it's pretty easy to see for yourself how many of these trends develop. The hot technology when I was a wee Desktop Technician was thin client computing. Dumb terminals on desks would connect to servers in the back room where all the actual computing would occur. To read the trade rags, you'd think my job security was in danger! Obviously thin client computing didn't completely change the face of computing in general. Nor will many of the other trends being predicted by industry experts.

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  • Disappointing Gifts, 1986 Edition: The Etch A Sketch Animator

    Disappointing Gifts, 1986 Edition: The Etch A Sketch Animator

    Gather ‘round, kids. Gather ‘round. I’m going to tell you the story of a disappointing Christmas gift from back before many of you were born. With every blog on the internet doing year-end and best-of lists, I thought I might try to shake things up a bit by telling you about an overhyped and underwhelming [...]

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  • QVC launches an iPhone app, Grandmas everywhere rejoice

    QVC launches an iPhone app, Grandmas everywhere rejoice

    When’s the last time you ordered something off of QVC? For me, the last time was when I was 11 years old. Christmas was coming, I hadn’t bought my family any presents yet, and QVC just seemed so damned convenient. Combine that with the fact that I knew exactly where my parents kept their credit [...]

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  • CrunchDeals: Buy a white DSi, get a free game or headset

    CrunchDeals: Buy a white DSi, get a free game or headset

    Remember the good old days when video game machines ALWAYS came with a free game? Sometimes even two! Nintendo had Super Mario Bros. and Duck Hunt, Sega had Hang On! and Astro Warrior. Well that gravy train ended a while ago but you can hop back on, today only, as Amazon is offering a free game or headset with the purchase of a white Nintendo DSi.

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  • CrunchDeals: HP MediaSmart LX195 for $199

    CrunchDeals: HP MediaSmart LX195 for $199

    You better act quick. This deal ends today. But if you really need a smaller WHS for, lets say, backup purchases only, the HP MediaSmart LX195 is perfect and Newegg has it on sale just for you.

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  • I say we should never have to read the manual

    I say we should never have to read the manual

    Have you heard? Men generally don't read the manual before calling tech support. Women do. It probably has something to do with ego or something like that, but you know what, I never read the manual and for a damn good reason.

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