Pirate Archive

  • The Skiff, she is dead

    The Skiff, she is dead

    Not to say I told you so, but I told you so. The Skiff newsreader that made waves at last CES is dead, abandoned by News Corp. who bought the e-reader software but not the device from Hearst. The software will probably be used in News Corp’s “Next Issue Media” endeavor that was supposed to [...]

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  • FoxSoccer.tv learns that Web sites work best when they’re actually online

    FoxSoccer.tv learns that Web sites work best when they’re actually online

    Call me crazy, but Web sites usually work best when they're online. Nobody knows this better than we do here at CrunchGear, where the site is down a good 20 percent of the time. But at the very least you're not paying for our crummy service, unlike the poor FoxSoccer.tv customers. Fox wants $45 per season for online access to a whole host of content, including live games from all over the world. It's really not a bad service when it works, but when it doesn't work people freak out, and rightfully so.

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  • Dear Hollywood: You don’t have to worry about people pirating 3D movies (for now at least)

    Dear Hollywood: You don’t have to worry about people pirating 3D movies (for now at least)

    There's a story going around that 3D movies are harder to pirate. Really, then what's this: Coraline.3D.1080p.BluRay.x264-REFiNED? Are people incapable of buying a pair 3D glasses from Target or wherever it is people buy these things?

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  • UFC’s Dana White throws down, vows to go after Internet pirates no matter the cost

    UFC’s Dana White throws down, vows to go after Internet pirates no matter the cost

    Do not expect UFC to look the other when it comes to online piracy of its various pay-per-view events. Dana White, the company's president, recently told the Vancouver Sun that he and the UFC will do whatever it takes to eliminate piracy. "It’s gonna cost us a lot of money, but guess what, it’s gonna cost them [pirates] a lot of money. It’s gonna get to the point where it’s like, fuck it, maybe we shouldn’t pirate MMA anymore." This is not a very forward-thinking way of looking at the problem, no.

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  • Hollywood made $10 billion in 2009. In better news, only 5 billion years till the sun runs out of fuel!

    Hollywood made $10 billion in 2009. In better news, only 5 billion years till the sun runs out of fuel!

    On the face of it, today's story that 2009 was Hollywood's best ever (so thanks for rewarding creativity, America), raking in some $10 billion, should be good news for a few people. It should be good news for the movie studios, which will now invest that money in yachts, caviar, human growth hormone, and sequels to today's sequels. It should be good news for theatre owners, who were concerned that people would stop going to the movies as a result of the recession. Not so! (As if they didn't have a precedent to cite...) It should be good news, in a weird way, to people who pirate movies and bleat that their doing so isn't harming the industry one bit.

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  • Poll: Do you plan on seeing Avatar this weekend

    Poll: Do you plan on seeing Avatar this weekend

    You probably already know that this is Avatar’s opening weekend. It’s a big movie to say it lightly. James Cameron invested a lot of time and resources into it and some say the future of 3D movies are riding on its blue alien shoulders. But do you plan on using two hours and 40 minutes [...]

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  • The Sega Dreamcast keeps dropping in price

    The Sega Dreamcast keeps dropping in price

    Last time Dreamcasts were spotted for sale, the price was north of $100, but Amazon now has the system for only $79. It's NIB too. Ladies, this could make a great Christmas gift for your nerd boyfriend.

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  • Show your true colors with this crossbones decal

    Show your true colors with this crossbones decal

    Arrrr, I be an Apple pirate. I download me OS X even though it only costs $29. Arrr [

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  • Video hands-on with the Dell 5130cdn, the world’s fastest color laser printer

    Video hands-on with the Dell 5130cdn, the world’s fastest color laser printer

    Yup, that gigantic Dell box contained a huge color laser printer. But to my pleasant surprise, the 100 lbs 5130cdn isn’t nearly as boring and mundane as I thought it was going to be. I really don’t know if it’s the fastest printer in the world like Dell claims, but I do know that this printer [...]

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  • CrunchGear meetup in Columbus, Ohio: Monday, November 9

    CrunchGear meetup in Columbus, Ohio: Monday, November 9

    Remember, remember, the 9th of November! Gadgets, technology, and beer. I see no reason why gadgets and tech should ever bring little cheer.
    Last year's Columbus meetup was a huge success, and folks have been asking me when we'll do it again. Well mark your calendars for Monday, November 9, and join us for a friendly evening of networking and libations at the Surly Girl Saloon, my favorite cowgirl/pirate themed bar!

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  • Apple TV could start offering unlimited TV shows for $30/month

    Apple TV could start offering unlimited TV shows for $30/month

    Riddle me this: would you pay Apple $30 a month for unlimited access to TV, presumably coinciding with the actual network air time or shortly thereafter? Interesting, non? PKafka has talked to some industry execs who have been approached by Apple in preparation of just that sort of thing. You pay $30 and get TV - on demand. The Apple TV would ignore the DVR market completely, instead becoming a sort of subscription-based cable TV service.

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  • CrunchGear meetup in Columbus, OH: Monday, November 9

    CrunchGear meetup in Columbus, OH: Monday, November 9

    Remember, remember, the 9th of November! Gadgets, technology, and beer. I see no reason why gadgets and tech should ever bring little cheer. Last year’s Columbus meetup was a huge success, and folks have been asking me when we’ll do it again. Well mark your calendars for Monday, November 9, and join us for a friendly evening of networking [...]

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  • What “on-demand” media really means and why your cable company should be scared

    What “on-demand” media really means and why your cable company should be scared

    I’ve been angling to get rid of my TiVo and cable for some time now and I believe I’ve finally figured out a solution that works best for me. It involves a lots scripting, Sabnzbd, and HandbrakeCLI and I’ll tell you what I ultimately did next week once it’s stable but it seems to be [...]

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  • In-App Purchase In Free Apps: A Shot Across The Bow of iPhone Piracy?

    In-App Purchase In Free Apps: A Shot Across The Bow of iPhone Piracy?

    Just hours ago, Apple made an announcement that has developers everywhere dancing down their collective, metaphorical street: In-App Purchase is now good to go in free applications. This, of course, comes just months after Apple essentially told a room full of journalists that such ideas were nonsense – that free apps should always remain absolutely [...]

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  • Pretty enough for HD? Check out the Blue Mic Eyeball 2.0

    Pretty enough for HD? Check out the Blue Mic Eyeball 2.0

    You know, there’s one good thing about the low-res garbage webcams that most people use: it tones down the ugly. Got a wicked huge nose or a massive scar from your pirate-fighting days? Your webcam forgives you. That said, there are plenty of pretty people out there who are more than worthy of HD video. Half [...]

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