Porn Archive

  • Video: Android running on the iPhone

    Video: Android running on the iPhone

    Consider my mind blown. There have been a lot of (poorly) faked videos portraying Android running on the iPhone over the last few years. Lots and lots. Like a ridiculous amount. This one's real.

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  • Steve Jobs Reiterates: “Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone”

    Steve Jobs Reiterates: “Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone”

    Apple CEO Steve Jobs is on a roll. While he's probably had better days than today, he's lately been shooting off emails left and right in response to customers' concerns. We just were sent what appears to be one such Jobs response, sent last week surrounding the whole Mark Fiore situation. And it's a good one. When questioned about Apple's role as moral police in the App Store, Jobs responds that "we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone." Better, is what he said next: "Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone."

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  • Go Computer: Help the aged

    Go Computer: Help the aged

    As my sainted old father always says “It’s a stinking world because there’s no law and order anymore! It’s a stinking world because it lets the young get on to the old, like you done. Oh, it’s no world for an old man any longer. What sort of a world is it at all? Men [...]

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  • Wobble iBoobs jiggles its way out of the Apple app store

    Wobble iBoobs jiggles its way out of the Apple app store

    It’s no surprise that Apple’s approval and rejection process for iPhone apps can be completely arbitrary and often asinine. Take Wobble iBoobs, for instance: the application has been on the market for several months and has even earned about $300,000 in sales, but after Apple “recently received numerous complaints” from customers, the app was pulled. [...]

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  • CrunchDeals: Palm m500 PDA for $19.99

    CrunchDeals: Palm m500 PDA for $19.99

    Holy wow! Relive the 1990s with the Palm m500 PDA in "good condition" for $19.99. That's right. That's like $300 less than you would have paid back in the days we still thought Palm Pilots were solid gold!

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  • Silly study looks at iPhone users’ dating habits. Yeah.

    Silly study looks at iPhone users’ dating habits. Yeah.

    There's a silly study, conducted by Retrevo, making the rounds that purports to analyze how iPhone users fare in the dating world. I know, right? One stat to whet your beak: one in three iPhone owners have admitted to breaking up with their significant other via text message. Amazing.

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  • DIY: This cabinet conceals a dark secret

    DIY: This cabinet conceals a dark secret

    Well, maybe not a dark secret. It's actually pretty cool. Carpenter Brian Grabski needed a place to hide... something... and built an exceptional concealment method into this custom bookcase.

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  • How to Destroy a Hard Drive? Blend It

    How to Destroy a Hard Drive? Blend It

    Erasing a hard drive. How do you do it? For home use, you don’t need to worry, but when you’re selling a computer, you really don’t want your information to stay on there in any form. I don’t care about the porn so much, but I do worry about bank details and my secret (and [...]

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  • China, don’t install Green Dam! It’s full of bugs!

    China, don’t install Green Dam! It’s full of bugs!

    Well this ought to be of some use to our Chinese readers. And by that I mean people who are actually in China who visit, for whatever reason, crunch gear dot com. There's some sort of software called Green Dam that will be required on all Chinese PCs soon that blocks all sorts of fun content from being downloaded and/or viewed. Salty political talk? Banned. Pornography? Banned. (Well that's 90 percent of the Internet right there, silly political arguments (NOBAMA, REVERSE RACISM, etc.) and porn.) Tips on how to grow marijuana? Banned. Violent video games? Banned. Fun all around!

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  • Security is lax in Spanish metro areas

    Security is lax in Spanish metro areas

    A screen in a public bicycle lending site in Zamora, Spain was hacked to display porn for hours and hours, resulting in loads of Iberian titters and even more Iberian… well. It took the Spanish police a few hours to take down the porn and claimed that the security on the kiosk was a little bit [...]

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