Sex Toy Archive

  • Just in time for Halloween: The Fleshlight Succu Dry

    Just in time for Halloween: The Fleshlight Succu Dry

    I'm leaving this image of kittens here for those who don't want to see the images after the jump. However, this is a $44 Fleshlight (for putting your penis into) with vampire teeth. That's right - you can recreate all your favorite scenes from your Twilight slashfic in the comfort of your own home, car, or place of worship. There are no kittens after the jump. Just horror.

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  • A revolutionary new patent protected sex toy

    A revolutionary new patent protected sex toy

    When sex toy companies start using viral marketing you know we've reached a watershed moment in social media. All we can tell is that this is for your hoo-hah and it's for ladies hoo-hahs and it also seems to be patent protected.

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  • Steampunk broadcast controller will get you kicked off of the set

    Steampunk broadcast controller will get you kicked off of the set

    It’s hard to get much attention at major conferences and it seems that Hi Tech Systems has figured out a way to make a bit of a stir. They created a steampunk console that uses their own products inside a case that looks like it belongs in H.G. Well’s sex toy drawer. The device has all [...]

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  • In which we see a young lady holding the Philips Sensual Massager at IFA

    In which we see a young lady holding the Philips Sensual Massager at IFA

    The thing that got the biggest titters at IFA were Philips improved “sensual massagers,” the his and hers HF8400. Interestingly, Philips is straight up saying this is a sex toy and it was on display next to a bed in the Philips booth. Good on them. I haven’t tried it but this young lady sincerely [...]

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