Smoking Archive

  • Intel’s new Gulftown i7-980X CPU reviews well

    Intel’s new Gulftown i7-980X CPU reviews well

    Intel cut loose some benchmarking samples of their new, top of the line CPU, the i7-980X Extreme Edition. This is not a CPU intended for the causal use, but rather aim directly at the gaming market. MSRP for the CPU all by itself is a jaw dropping $999, and rumors are already circulating that the OEMs are already looking at coming out with systems that utilize the new processors.

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  • America the beautiful: Mother calls 911 because her kid was playing GTA past bedtime. Yeah.

    America the beautiful: Mother calls 911 because her kid was playing GTA past bedtime. Yeah.

    Gotta love cops. A woman in Boston got mad at her 14-year-old son for being up at 2:30am playing Grand Theft Auto. (At least the kid wasn't smoking dust in the street at that hour.) In fact, she got so mad that she called 911 for help. You know, "You have to help me. My son is up in the middle of the night playing video games! I don't know what to do!" The cops responded, no doubt aggravated that they hadto deal with this garbage, by saying, "Calm down, ma'am. Just put your dumb kid to bed." That's not an exact quote, but you know that's what they were thinking.

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  • Butane lighter looks like a cigarette

    Butane lighter looks like a cigarette

    lighterA small butane lighter that's the size and shape of a cigarette. That's what this is. It even looks like a cigarette! Buy a new pack of cigarettes, take one out, light it with this lighter, then put the lighter BACK IN THE PACK!!! That way, you'll always have a lighter with you but you won't have to give up precious pocket space.

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  • LG is delusional: plans to be #2 in 2012, new Black Label coming, iPhone killer coming, too

    LG is delusional: plans to be #2 in 2012, new Black Label coming, iPhone killer coming, too

    What in the hell is LG Mobile’s president smoking because this is the most absurd thing I’ve ever read. Becoming the #2 mobile phone maker in three years is one thing considering the fact that Samsung could and would destroy them at any time. But a new Black Label device to compete with the iPhone? [...]

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