Survivor Archive

  • Sprint places foot in mouth, dissing the Pre while lusting after the iPhone

    Sprint places foot in mouth, dissing the Pre while lusting after the iPhone

    At a recent investor conference, Sprint's Chief Financial Officer, Robert Brust, admitted to investors that "The Pre didn't work out as well as we hoped" (even despite its exciting appearance in Survivor: Heroes vs Villains) and that they'd "love to have" the iPhone.

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  • Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 gets rooted.. sort of.

    Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 gets rooted.. sort of.

    Alright, everyone -- it's that time again! It's time for yet another weekly installment of "Good news, bad news"! Hurraaaay! The Good News: The Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 has been rooted, granting hackers full access to the file system and the ability to install custom ROMs. The Bad News: ...

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  • Steve could come back to WWDC this Monday

    Steve could come back to WWDC this Monday

    A guy who knows a guy at Apple says he saw a guy who drove a guy to work who knows the kids of a guy who works with the guy who works next to the office of the guy who brings fresh ground coffee to the girl who puts water into the coffee-maker for the guy who brings the coffee and single, perfect bearclaw to Steve Jobs' sub-assistant's assistant who works next to Steve Jobs' real assistant's assistant who says he saw Steve Jobs floating (and this refutes Woz's claim that Steve is really healthy) in a huge vat while attached to "cables and other stuff" who says his sister who knows the neighbors of the Jobs family who sometimes when there's a full moon can see through the back window of the Jobs house where they say they saw Steve's holographic representation playing Jenga by controlling a nubile Vietnamese woman named Hoa using a new iTablet/mental control rig told the Wall Street Journal that either Jobs or a robot shaped like Jobs will host the WWDC keynote on Monday.

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