Taylor Gifts Archive

  • Perpetual Calendar never needs replacing

    Perpetual Calendar never needs replacing

    What’s your yearly calendar budget? Five bucks? This $80 perpetual calendar will pay for itself in just 16 years! Think of all the calendar money you could save over the course of a lifetime. The amount is truly mind-boggling.

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  • Ham Dogger: No post title in the world could possibly do this product justice

    Ham Dogger: No post title in the world could possibly do this product justice

    Love the shape of hot dogs but hate the way they taste? Hate the shape of burgers but love the way they taste? You’re screwe—NO! WAIT! Pick up the Ham Dogger. It’s eight bucks. Bonus! Use promo code TYLRGIFT to get 15% off.

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  • Haircut Umbrella: Embarrass your kids without making a mess

    Haircut Umbrella: Embarrass your kids without making a mess

    This kid looks miserable and he’s getting paid to be in this product shot. Imagine how your own kid will look when you strap this dog cone from hell around his neck and fire up the clippers.

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  • Ear wax cleaner sucks more than Q-tips

    Ear wax cleaner sucks more than Q-tips

    You know what you need to clean out your ears? Tools. And not tools like Q-tips. Real tools. Motorized, mechanized, battery-using tools. Take this Cordless ear wax cleaner, for instance. It’s only ten bucks and it runs on AA batteries.

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