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  • The latest movie franchise to be rebooted? Mortal Kombat. Yikes.

    The latest movie franchise to be rebooted? Mortal Kombat. Yikes.

    Does the world need another Mortal Kombat movie? No, probably not, but that won't stop Hollywood from attempting to exploit a license that was last hot in 1994. Word on the street is that Warner Bros. wants to, yes, “reboot” the series. (Note: You cannot reboot a dead computer, so I don't know if it's possible to reboot a dead movie franchise.) To that end it has hired Oren Uziel to write the script. You've probably never heard of Uziel, but he wrote Shimmer Lake. You've probably never heard of that, either.

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  • All violent video games poised for ban in Germany

    All violent video games poised for ban in Germany

    Bad news for German gamers. (As I understand it, we're huge in Baden-Baden.) A bill is about to be introduced to parliament, after having been rubber-stamped by all sixteen of the country's interior ministers, that would ban the sale of all violent video games. What's a violent video game? Any game “where the main part is to realistically play the killing of people or other cruel or unhuman acts of violence against humans or manlike characters.” Yikes.

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